[editor’s note: Being in customer service research, we hear many horror stories of surveys gone awry. Here’s one of our favorites, as told by Robyn Davis Sekula, who recently survived a very poorly done satisfaction survey by her bank.]
A few weeks ago, I got a call from my bank. I like my bank. The tellers are friendly and call me by name even before they see my deposit slip. They even called me at home recently to tell me they’re closing the branch I frequent. I have two checking accounts, a savings account, a safe deposit box and one of my children’s college savings accounts with them. I’ve banked with them for almost eight years.
So, when they called to ask me about my experiences with them, I was happy to spend a few minutes filling them in.
First, they asked me about a branch I visit only occasionally. But I thought I’d be nice and play along anyway.
The interviewer would read a statement, and I’d reply with a 1 for ‘strongly disagree’ or a 5 for ‘strongly agree.’ Ok, fine. I did my best. We flew through the questions at a brisk clip. On questions when I had no idea, I’d pick a three or four. Isn’t that what everyone does?
Then we got to one statement that stopped the entire interview.
“I cannot imagine a world without XYZ Bank.”
I sat in silence. “What? Are you serious?” I asked. I started laughing. I cannot imagine a world without my children, my husband, sunshine, and chocolate. But a bank? Really? The surveyor said, “That’s what it says.” So I gave that a two.
How can a bank seriously wonder if it’s one of the most precious things in life?
And what good does this question do, anyway? Why does it serve this bank to know that? If it gets a 3.5 average, what happens? Does the bank call a party planner, play “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang at a party with a balloon drop and give out cake to employees? If they get an average of a 2, do they have long, ponderous meetings with a consultant where they try to figure out how they went wrong? What exactly do they DO with that information?
It doesn’t tell them anything. If I have a relationship with more than one bank, it doesn’t tell them if I like them better – and if so, why. Frankly, the bank I have my mortgage with is a treat to deal with, too, but it also has its flaws. I’d be happy to compare and contrast and tell you something you could actually use. But, my dear bank didn’t ask me that.
We continued to move through the survey, and I was asked if I had ever had a problem with the bank. I said yes, so I was given another statement to either agree or disagree to: The problem was resolved to my satisfaction. In truth, I had never brought the problem to the bank’s attention. I just simply hadn’t taken the time to do it. I told the surveyor the entire problem, and at the end, he said, “So what number would that be?” He had no place on his form to actually write down what the problem was. To the bank’s credit, they did have someone call me to try to help. It still isn’t solved, but that’s because I haven’t had the time to work it out.
Really great customer service surveys provide space and time for surveyors to listen as much as they talk. They let customers really tell them how good they are – or how poor – in comparison to their competition. They might even glean insight into how to move past being an institution to being something they look forward to visiting.
I can imagine a world without my bank. I’d just …. go to another one! Sorry, dear bank. You’re not a spouse. You’re not nearly as fun as my children. You aren’t nearly as tasty as chocolate. You’re necessary. I like you, but yes, I can imagine life without you.
[Robyn is a media and marketing consultant. She spent most of her pre-freelance career as a newspaper reporter, and last worked at Business First. Her clients include Ivy Tech Community College, the Family Investment Center in St. Joseph, Missouri, the Jeffersonville Carnegie Library Foundation and English, Lucas, Priest and Owsley, a law firm in Bowling Green, Kentucky. Robyn writes advertising, brochure and web site copy, and press releases. You can contact her here.]